Welcome to So Give Me Money

THE MANIFESTO

So Give Me Money is an “association” that exists to explore the fertile middle ground between traditional grifting and cynical social criticism.
In So Give Me Money, my intentions are refreshingly honest: I want you to give me money. I do not disguise my intentions, delay them, or intellectualize them beyond necessity. My goal is simple: you give me money. 
In return, I provide “art installations” accompanied by fully transparent, unapologetically sincere descriptions. Rather than obscuring intent through metaphor or abstraction, these descriptions openly state their purpose. They exist to make the process as easy (and as obvious) as possible: the money flows from you to me, and in doing so, you become an active participant in the work (in some way).

No further interpretation is required.
There is no deception
There is no hidden meaning
There is no promise of transcendence


By removing ambiguity, we offer something rare:
A beautiful and perfectly ethical grift.

PS: “Association” is just a word, So Give Me Money  has a non-profit vibe, but really it’s about one thing: your money, transferred efficiently to me and my bank account. 
So Give Me Money proudly operates according to the best e practices of self-interest.




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So Give Me Money  Values

We accept any currency, including yours.
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Clarity

No metaphors, no mysteries. If you’re confused, I've failed.

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Honesty

I say what I want. What I want is your money.

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Your Money

The core value 

So Give Me Money  Mission 

So Give Me Money exists to interrogate the ontological boundaries between desire, value, and the aesthetics of financial transaction.

Our mission is elegantly straightforward yet conceptually profound: to solicit pecuniary participation without recourse to metaphysical obfuscation, symbolic legerdemain, or the performative anguish traditionally associated with artistic labor. We manifest objects, gestures, and situations; we provide meticulous exegesis of their existence; and we solicit your economic assent as a constitutive element of the work itself.

In this paradigm, remuneration is both medium and message, participation is performative, and every coin or bill transferred constitutes an act of philosophical engagement.

All else is ornamental, adorning the unflinching honesty that So Give Me Money enacts. The gilding crowns the altar of clarity.

So Give Me Money  Vision 


Artists admit, without shame or euphemism, that they want your money.

Audiences are no longer tricked into giving it by vague concepts, forced profundity, or performative suffering.

- “Support” literally means paying: nothing more, nothing less.

- Honesty is considered stylish, or at least mildly fashionable.

- Everyone stops pretending and relaxes a little (except me, who continues to ask politely for your money).

- Nothing is merely implied; everything remains optional.

- There exists an admission that the transaction itself is the art, here and in many other places as well.


A future where I explore the liquidity, specifically yours!

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When you donate to So Give Me Money, you bring immediate joy to the person receiving it (me).
Your money will be spent at will and entirely for my pleasure. Nothing is wasted on symbolism or confusion, and the transfer is fully appreciated.
By donating, you actively participate in a transparent enrichment process—specifically, mine.

Thank you, and let me help you give me money!

Frequently Asked Questions

Please see the Manifesto on the first slide

Partially.  The request for money is not.

The money goes to the artist (to me.)

Depends. Ranges from my happiness (in case of donations) to the product that you want to buy.

Because:

1- Honesty in art is sexy, and I’m practically overflowing with it.
2- You like participating in transactions you fully understand.
3-  Somewhere, deep down, you know your money wants to move to my bank account.
4- Supporting me is easier (and cheaper) than pretending to understand modern art.
5- Doing nothing is overrated, and sending me money is an active choice.
6- The “Association” follows best practices in self-interest, efficiency, and clarity.
7- You get to enjoy being part of someone else’s enrichment process—mine.
8- Giving me money may be the closest thing you do today to actual performance art.
9- You’ll look back and think: Well, at least I helped someone (me in this case).
10- Art is temporary, but a strong bank balance is lasting.
11- Your money deserves ambition
12- Helping me get rich is easier than fixing society.
13- Last but not least, I want it!

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